Tag: humor
member name: Bryan "That 80's Dude" B.
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November 02, 2008 04:10 AM EST --
Welcome to the third part of the first date saga.
If you have read the previous parts they can be read here and should be read first so you understand my brain farts as they seem to happen frequently. . . .
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October 10, 2008 02:23 AM EDT --
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
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October 10, 2008 02:33 AM EDT --
After being married for 27 years this guy tells his wife that he is bored and is going to the bar to have a drink.
As he enters the bar this gorgeous blond call him over. She says instead of you staying . . .
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October 11, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:45 PM EDT --
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, . . .
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October 06, 2008 07:58 PM EDT --
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
Its all in jest so dont take offense if you are a republican
Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, . . .
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October 07, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
*Originally Fun Things To Do while at Walmart *
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 . . .
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October 10, 2008 09:27 PM EDT --
I have posted alot of lists I have recieved in email and decided it was time to write my own. Hopefully you will get a chuckle out of them and not think they are lame. If they are, feel . . .
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October 07, 2008 06:20 PM EDT --
Something to think about!
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October 08, 2008 03:07 AM EDT --
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" . . .
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October 08, 2008 03:26 AM EDT --
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all . . .
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October 08, 2008 03:37 AM EDT --
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing . . .
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October 08, 2008 04:34 AM EDT --
Wonder if its actually possible..lol
Sorry its blurry... It says "What the Republican Party should do to their Pitbull before she embarrasses . . .
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October 09, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
I don't . . .
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October 07, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose. . . .
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October 13, 2008 06:57 PM EDT --
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". . . .
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October 16, 2008 02:46 AM EDT --
So I woke up this morning. I felt pretty good so I hopped out of bed stepping into my slippers. Only problem...One of the slippers had fur, teeth, and claws which securely fastened that slipper to my . . .
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September 15, 2008 09:02 AM EDT --
I live in Tennessee and figured as odd as some of the people are here I could find some silly laws...I was right.
1. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute . . .
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October 16, 2008 01:37 PM EDT --
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now . . .
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