Tag: funny
member name: Bryan "That 80's Dude" B.
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October 10, 2008 02:23 AM EDT --
Alabama:
At Least We're not Mississippi
Alaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
Arizona:
Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
California:
As Seen on TV
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October 10, 2008 02:33 AM EDT --
After being married for 27 years this guy tells his wife that he is bored and is going to the bar to have a drink.
As he enters the bar this gorgeous blond call him over. She says instead of you staying . . .
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October 11, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted . . .
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October 13, 2008 05:45 PM EDT --
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, . . .
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October 06, 2008 07:58 PM EDT --
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Cooking lesson #1: don't fry bacon . . .
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October 06, 2008 08:06 PM EDT --
Its all in jest so dont take offense if you are a republican
Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
I'll take Shakespeare for $1,000, Alex.
Duct tape won't fix that.
Honey, . . .
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October 07, 2008 03:59 PM EDT --
*Originally Fun Things To Do while at Walmart *
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 . . .
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October 10, 2008 09:27 PM EDT --
I have posted alot of lists I have recieved in email and decided it was time to write my own. Hopefully you will get a chuckle out of them and not think they are lame. If they are, feel . . .
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May 12, 2009 03:48 PM EDT --
**** I got this in my email and had to share! It was just too funny!****
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether . . .
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October 08, 2008 03:07 AM EDT --
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" . . .
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October 08, 2008 03:26 AM EDT --
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said:
"Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all . . .
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October 08, 2008 03:37 AM EDT --
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing . . .
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October 08, 2008 04:34 AM EDT --
Wonder if its actually possible..lol
Sorry its blurry... It says "What the Republican Party should do to their Pitbull before she embarrasses . . .
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October 09, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again
I don't . . .
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September 18, 2008 08:31 AM EDT --
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last . . .
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September 27, 2008 04:11 PM EDT --
Don't delete this. You have to read it. It is very important .
There is a new virus. The code name is WORK . If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from . . .
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September 27, 2008 04:23 PM EDT --
How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. . . .
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October 02, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So . . .
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October 07, 2008 03:45 PM EDT --
1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose. . . .
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October 13, 2008 06:57 PM EDT --
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". . . .
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